Waterboarding Works!

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (AKA, the evil fat man in the spiffy night shirt) confessed to many terrorist actions including the beheading of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl.

Confessions brought courtesy of the welcoming staff at Club Gitmo where the "door is always open" for terrorists.

Hope you enjoyed your stay misguided fat man. Say hello to allah*, the Great Satan, when you meet him.

*It is the long standing policy of this blog to not capitalize anything associated with the false religion of islam created by the Great Satan mohammed, the primitive original terrorist.

نقول مرحبا الله والشيطان الاكبر ، عندما يلتقي به.

* اوجدها الشيطان الاكبر محمد البدائي الارهابي.فهي طويلة الامد من هذا الكحول لا تستفيد شيئا المرتبطه كاذبة دين الاسلام