Waterboarding Works!

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (AKA, the evil fat man in the spiffy night shirt) confessed to many terrorist actions including the beheading of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl.

Confessions brought courtesy of the welcoming staff at Club Gitmo where the "door is always open" for terrorists.

Hope you enjoyed your stay misguided fat man. Say hello to allah*, the Great Satan, when you meet him.

*It is the long standing policy of this blog to not capitalize anything associated with the false religion of islam created by the Great Satan mohammed, the primitive original terrorist.

نقول مرحبا الله والشيطان الاكبر ، عندما يلتقي به.

* اوجدها الشيطان الاكبر محمد البدائي الارهابي.فهي طويلة الامد من هذا الكحول لا تستفيد شيئا المرتبطه كاذبة دين الاسلام

Hillary in Iowa (lies, distortions, and cold weather)

Where to begin? We've all heard about Hillary's gaffe in Iowa where a reporter asked her (in the context of dealing with evil regimes) her experience in dealing with evil men. Her reply was, "What in my background equips me to deal with evil and bad men?" She tried later to explain that she was alluding to Ken Starr even though we all know she meant her husband, Bill der Slickmeister. See the NY Post link.

What the media failed to hone in on with a few exceptions was that she said she supported the ethanol industry (ethanol comes from corn and corn is big in Iowa) and that she was in favor of government ethanol subsidies. The problem is, she voted 17 times in the Senate against ethanol subsidies and she never voted for ethanol subsidies.

The other item the media missed completely is her affect on the weather. The exception was the local Des Moines Register by their headline in an inside page of, "Hillary reveals personality in Iowa." No wonder the weather that day was cold, frosty, and icy.