Thursday, March 15, 2007

New York Times Spanks Al "The Sky Is Falling" Gore

The New York Times, in a stunning smack down of Al Gore, told Monsieur Comrade Gore to stop his exaggerations and alarmist rhetoric following Mr. Gore's anti-capitalist propaganda movie about so-called global warming. In a special science column quoting reputable scientists, the Times finally came clean saying in essence if there is global warming, Al Bore is causing it from the hot air released during his speeches.

Curious political observers speculate as to the reason behind the Times' unprovoked attack. It could be that Mr. Bore is discrediting the movement. It was revealed that in addition to liberal usage of private jets to fly all around the world to obtain speaker fees in the low six figures, Mr. Gore's private home uses 20 times the average energy of a typical American homeowner.

Further, after the United Nation's IPCC report about alleged global warming released information that livestock put forth more global warming gases than all human induced causes, PETA (not People Eating Tasty Animals) called Mr. Gore onto the carpet. They said Mr. Gore would be a hypocrite (shudder!!!!) if he continued eating meat.

Others believe the Clintons were behind the written attack just in case Mr. Gore gets too uppity and decides to get in Hillary's way.

We may never learn the real reason behind The New York Times finally moving close to the line of truth, but one thing is for certain; to the left, Mr. Gore is no longer a useful idiot. He is just an idiot.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Al Gore's "All-Star" "All Idiot" Global Warming Concert

According to a Rueter's article, the failed and disgraced former Vice President of the United States, "Preacher" Al Gore, has announced an All-Star global concert for Global Warming.

The concert is scheduled for July 7th. Mark my words, it will be hot. They will use the heat as "evidence" of global warming. Al Gore truly is insane.

The left only needs to "do" something even if there are no results. Actions and intent are more important than results to leftists. Ignoring that the Farm Aid concerts didn't really help farmers and the Live Aid concerts didn't really help Africans, we shall focus on some of the global warming "facts" the media and Al Bore do not mention.

While much of the United States is shivering; some areas with record snow falls and some areas with record cold weather, it is pertinent to point out that Antarctica has an increase of ice on the continent. Estimates range from an 8% to 10% increase.

Thousands of climate scientists have went on record that they're not certain if there is global warming, that if there is global warming, they're not certain that it is man-made, and lastly, if there is global warming, there is no certainty man can fix it.

The left will continue to seek ways to divide us and to redistribute wealth. Karl Marx lives on and now the name is global warming, not communism.

Según un artículo de Rueter, el Vicepresidente fallado y deshonrado anterior de los Estados Unidos, sangre coagulada de Al de "Predicador", ha anunciado un concierto global todo estelar para Warming Global.
El concierto se planifica para el 7 de julio. Marque mis palabras, harán calor. Ellos utilizarán el calor como "evidencia" de warming global. La sangre coagulada de al es sinceramente loca.
La izquierda sólo se debe hacer algo incluso si no hay los resultados. Las acciones y la intención son más importantes que los resultados a izquierdistas. Ignorar que los conciertos de Ayuda de Granja no ayudaron realmente a granjeros y los conciertos Vivos de la Ayuda no ayudaron realmente a africanos, nosotros enfocaremos en la parte de los "hechos" globales de warming los medios y Al Aburren no menciona.
Mientras mucho de los Estados Unidos tirita; algunas áreas con caídas sin precedentes de nieve y algunas áreas con tiempo frío sin precedentes, son pertinente indicar que Antártida tiene un aumento de hielo en el continente. Las estimaciones recorren de un 8% a 10% de aumento.
Millares de científicos del clima han constado que ellos no son ciertos si hay warming global, eso si hay warming global, ellos no son ciertos que es artificial, y últimamente, si hay warming global, no hay hombre de certeza lo puede fijar.
La izquierda continuará buscar las maneras de dividirnos y para redistribuir la riqueza. Karl Marx vive en y ahora el nombre es warming global, no comunismo.

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